Hey guys, meet Steve, my dividend employee.
Steve’s a cool guy and a real go getter.
I first met Steve when I bought my first stock in college. I forget what it was and I didn’t know it at the time but when I made that first purchase, I apparently hired Steve. I didn’t plan on it but it just happened.
Three months later, he showed up at my house to say hello.
“Hey friend,” he said, “here’s 73 cents.”
“Oh,” I said, “that’s cool, but why are you giving this to me and what am I going to do with 73 cents?”
“It’s your 73 cents,” he said, “remember that stock you bought a while back? It comes with an added benefit, a great employee like me.” Continue reading “My dividend employee Steve”